iamamiwhoami

egberts:

you could add “give em the ol razzle dazzle” to any photo and it will immediately become 30% funnier

ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

godmuva:

acidwrapper:

godmuva:

You ever ate something so good that like hours after you finish it you lowkey start to miss it

:/

is that why i miss her so much?

Im talking about a good ass sandwich and yall over here taking about pussy. I’ll see yall in church.

houndgrl:

if u don’t think i am a princess that’s embarrassing for you

branstarhk:

[anxiously hopes u consider me a friend]

hip-to-drugs:

need this daily

i want you
i think
i honestly don’t know